VALVER LABS, ENGLAND
Now the genuine analogue tube sound is available in your digital domain
Our dedicated team at Valver Labs, England, have been meticulously working on our app, striving to find just the right recipe to capture the presence of valve amplifiers and model their harmonically rich sound accurately. After three years of passionately tweaking analogue signals into digital, endless discussions and perfervid arguments among our Chief Ears, we have finally arrived at a version that somehow captures the subtle mojo of the signal-boosting preamps and the vacuum that allows the cathodes and anodes to work their magic without interference from air molecules. Your ears will appreciate the success of our laborious trials.
We guarantee you will feel the glow of the amplifier, giving you the revered vintage sound that encapsulates the even harmonics of tube amps, yielding the ultimate listening experience. Have you been on a quest for the holy grail of sonic pleasure? Our app will provide the sought-after elusiveness that can’t be put into words. If you are a sound engineer or true audiophile, you’ll just know the music sounds right, as our app has grasped the essence of the valve amp with its natural musicality and smooth distortion, adding to the character of the warm, rich, and dynamic sound quality. As a true connoisseur, we know you appreciate subtle nuance over the over-engineered, clinical sameness, often reproduced by the insipid transistors in soulless solid-state amplifiers – this may satisfy those less- discerning listeners with untrained ears who are unable to feel the subtleties. Let’s leave the audio crackles of vinyl to those who appreciate it only as a hip accessory; there’s no space at Valver Labs for a new fashion of fake snobbery – we’ve always taken sound seriously and are more ‘high end’ than ‘high five’. Call us audio dinosaurs, but we truly know our craft and trust our ears – there in nothing inauthentic about approach.
At Valver Labs, we were there; we have lived through the seminal stages of music production in England. We get what you mean when you say you want to emulate the warm, creamy goodness or the spunky sound of raw aggression – only possible through audio signals boosted by the genre-defining valve amps that provide the expressive sound that gives you goosebumps and warms you inside.
Built on the shoulders of these aesthetically beautiful giants, we are ready to play our role in the next stage in the continuity of the musical and cultural history of England – our app stands in the vacuum where past, present, and future collide, just like the alchemical dance of graceful electrons flowing freely within their glass vessels, where the warm glow of filaments and the flow of charged particles conspire to create an enchanting symphony of sound shaped in unique and unforgettable ways. This mystical kernel where science and art join forces to produce the poetry of raw emotion excels in smoothly shaping the overtones of harmonic distortion to create an enchanting experience that enhances your listening. Enjoy your music as it was originally intended to be heard. And, amazingly, all from your pocket.
Don’t expect to feel any dramatic change when you move the slider to the right! Only a trained ear will hear – and evaluate the ‘Ch-ch-ch-changes’.
Sounds good? With Valver Labs, it will.
Download Valver now.
UAB Mičas Privacy Policy
This Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from (the “Site”).
PERSONAL INFORMATION WE COLLECT
When you visit the Site, we automatically collect certain information about your device, including information about your web browser, IP address, time zone, and some of the cookies that are installed on your device. Additionally, as you browse the Site, we collect information about the individual web pages or products that you view, what websites or search terms referred you to the Site, and information about how you interact with the Site. We refer to this automatically-collected information as “Device Information.”
We collect Device Information using the following technologies:
- “Log files” track actions occurring on the Site, and collect data including your IP address, browser type, Internet service provider, referring/exit pages, and date/time stamps.
- “Web beacons,” “tags,” and “pixels” are electronic files used to record information about how you browse the Site.
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Additionally when you make a purchase or attempt to make a purchase through the Site, we collect certain information from you, including your name, billing address, shipping address, payment information (including credit card numbers [[INSERT ANY OTHER PAYMENT TYPES ACCEPTED]]), email address, and phone number. We refer to this information as “Order Information.”
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When we talk about “Personal Information” in this Privacy Policy, we are talking both about Device Information and Order Information.
HOW DO WE USE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION?
We use the Order Information that we collect generally to fulfill any orders placed through the Site (including processing your payment information, arranging for shipping, and providing you with invoices and/or order confirmations). Additionally, we use this Order Information to:
Communicate with you;
Screen our orders for potential risk or fraud; and
When in line with the preferences you have shared with us, provide you with information or advertising relating to our products or services.
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We use the Device Information that we collect to help us screen for potential risk and fraud (in particular, your IP address), and more generally to improve and optimize our Site (for example, by generating analytics about how our customers browse and interact with the Site, and to assess the success of our marketing and advertising campaigns).
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SHARING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
We share your Personal Information with third parties to help us use your Personal Information, as described above. For example, we use Shopify to power our online store--you can read more about how Shopify uses your Personal Information here: https://www.shopify.com/legal/privacy. We also use Google Analytics to help us understand how our customers use the Site--you can read more about how Google uses your Personal Information here: https://www.google.com/intl/en/policies/privacy/. You can also opt-out of Google Analytics here: https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout.
Finally, we may also share your Personal Information to comply with applicable laws and regulations, to respond to a subpoena, search warrant or other lawful request for information we receive, or to otherwise protect our rights.
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BEHAVIOURAL ADVERTISING
As described above, we use your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we believe may be of interest to you. For more information about how targeted advertising works, you can visit the Network Advertising Initiative’s (“NAI”) educational page at http://www.networkadvertising.org/understanding-online-advertising/how-does-it-work.
You can opt out of targeted advertising by:
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Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services by visiting the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal at: http://optout.aboutads.info/.
DO NOT TRACK
Please note that we do not alter our Site’s data collection and use practices when we see a Do Not Track signal from your browser.
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YOUR RIGHTS
If you are a European resident, you have the right to access personal information we hold about you and to ask that your personal information be corrected, updated, or deleted. If you would like to exercise this right, please contact us through the contact information below.
Additionally, if you are a European resident we note that we are processing your information in order to fulfill contracts we might have with you (for example if you make an order through the Site), or otherwise to pursue our legitimate business interests listed above. Additionally, please note that your information will be transferred outside of Europe, including to Canada and the United States.
DATA RETENTION
When you place an order through the Site, we will maintain your Order Information for our records unless and until you ask us to delete this information.
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MINORS
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CHANGES
We may update this privacy policy from time to time in order to reflect, for example, changes to our practices or for other operational, legal or regulatory reasons.
CONTACT US
For more information about our privacy practices, if you have questions, or if you would like to make a complaint, please contact us by e-mail at valver.labs@gmail.com or by mail using the details provided below:
H. Manto 6-2, Klaipeda, Vilniaus, 92133, Lithuania